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…one, anyone, vaguely good for him who he can bring inside and wait out the rest of quarantine with. “You like movies? So do I! Omg! You probably also think puppies are cute, too! This is just too amazing to ignore.” Soon, he’ll be convincing you that, despite only messaging a few days, you are clearly meant for eac…
Allison Hirschlag
Steph Jouppien
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Oh man, this was my last boyfriend pre-pandemic…
Horrible at relationships, so I write about them on the internet. Come on baby, make it hurt so good.
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